Top Ten Ways To Offend Someone

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10. Remind them of how fat they are

9. Insult their family

8. Compliment them on how big their ass is

7. Ask if they came from the local gene pool in Loiusana

6. Switch their lunch for a bag of dog shit

5. tell them they look like you

4. Hint to them that it is a prime time to join the circus

3. tell them that they remind you of that girl that ate the gum on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory

2. tell them they have good teeth after bringing up the fact that you're British

1. tell them that they look really good today, then tell them that you have an appointment with an optritian.