Top Ten Ways To Stop Someone Talking to you

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10. HERZACAN

9. Point at something behind them and say, "Look, Gullable!"

8. I'm a trekker

7. tell them that you have been stalking them for a long time and ask if they are wearing that purple underwear that they like, or is that just on Sex night

6. Interupt every word they say

5. talk to you imaginary friend, richard

4. Tell them you support the purple teletubby

3. tell them you are interested in their brother or sister and find out if you can set them up

2. If female keep calling them richard, if male call them Ellen

1. tell them that you named your camcorder after them

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